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Friday, September 19, 2014
Anonymous asked:
Why do you hate perks of being chinese...

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

7th-basketball-kicker:

sniffing:

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now

bless ur poor soul

LUCAS

Friday, September 19, 2014

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese UR my best friend on this website I love u bro no homo lol

NO HOMO

i love u

Friday, September 19, 2014

wizardbird:

I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting

Friday, September 19, 2014

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

Friday, September 19, 2014

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Friday, September 19, 2014

rowrz:

when a hot person messages you

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Friday, September 19, 2014

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

Friday, September 19, 2014

rofltrolling:

do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????

Friday, September 19, 2014

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

Friday, September 19, 2014

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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Friday, September 19, 2014

army-men-and-legos:

lucifcr:

dean winchester is now the perfect example for the quote “you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

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Friday, September 19, 2014

avoxia:

omG jeNNIFER SAID PIZZA?? pIZZ A ?? om g she ‘s one of uS!!!!!!!!!no diets???she lilkes FoOD??!!QUEEN!!soo t umlbr!!!!!!!!!specia l

Friday, September 19, 2014

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

image

Friday, September 19, 2014

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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